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Black
Plague.
What should I say about us. We are wierder than we look.
Dave and Jay and Andy grew up in the streets of Gordon Head
, a suburb of pastoral Victoria, British Columbia. They were
all "headbangers" and liked to cause trouble. The
majority of their time was spent drinking beer and being juvenile
delinquents while riding on BMXes.
Jay and Dave hung out at Andy's house, a slummy shack in the
Fernhood. His house was a great place for these 3 hooligans
to party because they had the whole top floor, while the other
tenants of the building had the lower floors. The lower floors
constantly emenated the sounds of fighting and screaming coupled
with the stench of low-rent tenents. It was quaint.

The
character descriptions coming up begin before this time, but
thats where the chaotic energies that create Black Plague
were spawned. If
you want the whole story (extended remix), click
here:
Andy (VINYL
SCRATCHIE)
Andy
started his music career by recording the news and star trek
on a kids tape deck, then making horrible frequency sweeps
on his Commodore 64. All his mixing was done with multiple
tapedecks playing with the c64, recorded on the internal mic
of another low-fi tapedeck. His original band title is so
offensive, youre gonna have to email him if you want to know
what it is.
Andy is a really unusual character.
Dave
($NOOTY)
Dave
started playing guitar in a punk band called Nerve Damage
in grade 8. He was such a lousy musician he put bass strings
on his gutar cuz they were farther apart. Then he pressed
a rotating drill chuck on the strings and ran the output through
effects.
Dave broke a lot of cheap stereo equipment for a few years,
finally settling on computers, record players and video mixers
among other pieces of consumer electronics. He is really nerdy
and does lots of computer stuff.
Jay
(BUDA)
Jay was the metalest headbanger in the world in grade eight.
He went to school with Dave, and was the pimpin playa of the
scene. All 8 or 9 of us. He played guitar in a metal band,
and had lots of skulls on his clothes. Then he ate a lot of
little squares of paper, and suddenly he started wearing baggy
pants and saving the environment. He also played guitar for
the appropriately named "Smoked out Brains".
Dave and Andy and Jay and 7 other friends of theirs moved
into a really big house around 96, and that was when Dave
and Andy started becoming obsessed with techno. Poor Jay tried
to turn it down, but we proved "too loud for the crowd"
and he got addicted to techno too. Black Plague's pimpin thus
sprung forth to encompass many different styles and methodologies.
As the parties grew and the smoke dissipated, an EXTENDACREW
appeared. These folks helped make Black Plague do their thing.
And so thanks y'all |
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